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Something my ex has a small one

My exs dick is small

by Parkerpussy January 26, 2025

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Suck your boyfriends dick day

Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January

"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"

by BarackOchungus January 29, 2025

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he's done dick

A man who secretly loves dick not gay or bisexual, but lives dick even though he loves pussy more

He's done Dick. My ex husband doesn't think I know that he loves dick.

by Jadedxxx3 January 29, 2025

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Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

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The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

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Dick shaming

It is wild that you are both militanty against it in one very specific direction and refuse to acknowledge that it predates me saying anything derogatory about anyone.

Hym "Which is why the fat cock plague must be eradicated! Dick shaming aside, do they have a term for a politic controlled by fat cocks? Magnaphalligarchy? Where bald fat cocks lie and steal from everyone else to feed the kids they sire? What do they call it? Do they call it 'A cancer infected society?' What's the name for that?"

by Hym Iam January 31, 2025

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