Dick Missile

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

DIck

a slang used by man names nelson "nelly nel" residing from the hungry ham Harlem up town

''damm dick i think im about to get a divorce''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY PORNO''
''THAT NIGGA JAZSSS IS MY FAVORTRESSS RAPPPER'
''DICK I YOU KNOW HOW TO GET BOOTY BLASTERS ON YOUR TV DICK''
''YO DICK YOU SEEN MY DIVORCE PAPERS''
''DAMM DICK I GOT A FLAT TIRE RIGHT BETWEEN 143RD AND AMSTERDAM''

by jimjonescapo89 September 3, 2017

Dick snot

When you sneeze and shoot a load at the same time

I got sent home from work with allergies a sneezed and shot a load at my mum my dick snot got everywhere even in her eye

by I am Keith March 23, 2024

Big dick bee

Has a big dick and is a bee

I got molested by a big dick bee

by GHANDIDICK2 April 22, 2022

Popkorn Dick

It's like popcorn lung, but on your dick and Extremely painful.

Ouch!! My penis hurts, the doctor said I got Popkorn Dick from fucking that Dry Air.

by CAckbloxer November 18, 2020

Chicken Dick Licker Music

Music that doesn’t suit your pallet, or does it?

For example: Pop-country music. Not to be mixed up with real country music.

Hearing pop-country music gives one the uncontrollable desire to want to lick chicken dicks instead of listening to it. Therefore, they urge others that the music genre must be changed, before they find a chicken.

We need to change the station immediately. I don’t want to listen to this chicken dick licker music!

by Taking the high road June 8, 2025

trump dick

The smallest of its kind

Did you see that trump dick? It is so small!

by lijordon January 25, 2017