Ass weasel

A person who weasels out of work like an ass.

You are such an ass weasel, Karen.

by defiant_strawberry December 5, 2017

Ass expander

An irresistible treat you KNOW is gonna go straight to your ass.

A plate of giant chocolate chip cookies sits on the table amongst a group of people.

"pass me the ass expanders please"

by Harleykat August 11, 2016

Ass Wipe

This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.

Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”

Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”

Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”

by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019

ass pained

Being annoyed or irritated.

"Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"

"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.

by Gilletteguy August 5, 2022

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

robot-ass

A person with no ass meaning their ass is flat

Have you seen the new girl in math class she got a robot-ass.

by Og lowks June 10, 2018

Bitch ass

A boy who is scared to talk to his own girlfriend

“Bro there go ur girlfriend go speak to her”
“I’m scared”
“Ahhh ur a bitch ass lil boi”
“Gattt ! You trip meh out”

by Viesan September 10, 2018