Big dick Derrick

A hairy male with a long dick.

Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!

by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019

quackzei dick syndrome

when the dick of person is insanely large

holly shit homie you got quackzei dick syndrome

by duck man the man duck June 2, 2021

Dick

A dick is always big and you stick it in a hole and you you smake people with it

Dick is big slap me harder greg

by ";×¥=©×=mdjjzmdcjzkmrg November 11, 2020

Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.

Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.

by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024

Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

vacation dick

1. A hit and run dick.
2. One night stand.
3. A go to dick when there's no other resources left.

"Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."

"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."

by MayraDiver June 16, 2016