Dirty Kaidan

When you're having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the police get there and kick down the door you turn around and nut all over the policemen

Bro I heard Jack got arrested because he pulled a Dirty Kaidan

by I Am Extremely Racist May 27, 2024

Dirty Kaidan

When you are having sex with an underage girl and you call the police on yourself so that when the kick the door down you can turn around and nut all over them.

Bro 1 - "Yo I heard Jack got arrested for pulling a Dirty Kaidan."
Bro 2 - "I wish I had the balls to do that."

by I Am Extremely Racist May 27, 2024

Dirty wyman

When you go into the cooler at work to masturbate and your manager walks in, so you give him a fun little slap across the face with your slimy, cum-covered hand

OOPS looks like it's time for a dirty Wyman! Don't tell jason

by Ddandy October 14, 2020

Dirty moonbeam

When a moonbeam is in the woods for several weeks drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes..

I feel enlightened from the dirty moonbeam..

by Dab'll Doo March 12, 2022

Dirty Dirker

Shooting a fat load of semen into you’re dads mouth while making love in his truck.

Me and my dad are going to do a dirty Dirker!

by Thicc Nigga Erik March 01, 2024

Dirty Dirker

When you and your dad have an intense make out session in your Chevy Cruze. Then proceed to go to your dodge ram and edge together.

Damn, that dirty Dirker after the barbecue was great!

by Thicc Nigga Erik November 21, 2023

Dirty Dirker

Having and intense make out session with your dad in your Chevy Cruze. Then proceeding to go to the dodge ram truck and edge and goon together.

Me and my dad are going to do a dirty Dirker after we smoke some ribs.

by Thicc Nigga Erik November 21, 2023