Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore

The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.

by Kbee405 November 25, 2017

fucking asshole shit

The sentence that comes to one's mind when he or she see someone fucking hot.

Fucking asshole shit ! Pietro Boselli is god damn hot.

by supersexycherry November 26, 2017

fucking ninja

Like a fucking ninja is when you escape from a place or thing or situation or person without being detected.

"And while she turned around to see where the noise came from, I jumped up and escaped through the vents. Like a fucking ninja

by dick lick👅 December 7, 2017

cross fuck off

a way to tell someone off

Hey Joe, Cross fuck off

by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017

Dumb Fuck

The act to where you're acting so stupid that you start doin dumb shit.

This nigga Charles pooted in this girl face, he actin' like a dumb fuck!

by BeastMode40 November 30, 2017

swiss fucking

A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.

There was a bloody murder downtown last week. I hear that she was killed via Swiss fucking.

by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 5, 2017

mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017