Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

souvenir poop

Your first poop at home after you return from vacation. Can consist of all-inclusive resort fare, airport snacks, or even airplane food, but it's the last thing you ate before you returned to reality.

Laundry's done. Got the dog from the kennel. Just took a souvenir poop. Party's officially over.

by SheridanFTW June 29, 2017

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

by D. Scotty July 6, 2017

Poop and drag

To fart in one place and drag the putride smell with you to another.

Marcel, did you have to to poop and drag into the truck after lunch?

Mike, your a walking asshole as it is. Did you have to poop and drag it into the room?

by Chacharillo February 11, 2017

pumping poop

Listening to music on the toilet

I was bored in the washroom so I started pumping poop

by Funions2 May 22, 2016

juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.

Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.

by Anal Angst May 16, 2016

poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy

Will you poop cream me tonight ?

by Prism Break May 14, 2016