Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

Wood Inducement

A visual stimulus so powerful it causes an immediate hardware upgrade in a man's pants. It's not a choice; it’s an inducement.

“I was trying to focus on my workout, but that girl in the squat rack was providing some serious wood inducement.”

by Bsvant December 26, 2025

Jett Woods

An asshole

A Jett Woods is an asshole

by MaybeJett August 1, 2020

Bethany wood

Absolute sort. Definitely has a god complex because she is literally perfect. Loves intimidating boys but will only get with boys that have some sort of power over her, eg her boss. The only thing bigger than her ego is her biceps. Probably the funniest girl you will ever meet.

Sometimes I pray to a Bethany Wood.
Another word for ‘God’

by Abomination453 November 22, 2021

wood

male genitalia hanging off a man

Yad has a small wood

by gayshfganshaj January 12, 2021

Indio Woods

typically a male with a large penis

“woah! did you see the size of that thing?”
“that must be Indio Woods”.

by elise perella May 8, 2022