Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.

I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password

by Ate out by George washington June 27, 2016

The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.

What time is it? Is it too late for the Waffle House theory?

by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017

Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley

Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Gold waffle

To bullshit your way to the top.

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle

by Unknownwaffle July 9, 2020

Waffle ironing

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.

That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.

by Desean Strick December 19, 2023

Waffle

A word used to describe a pdelicious toasty treat

Bagel! I love bagels, and waffles

by Mqwe March 10, 2016

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

by Papa Dub March 9, 2008