twat bag

Usually a woman called Debra from the midlands. She is generally very annoying and very old. She is normally retarded and speaks with tongue hanging out. She can usually be found in the window seat on the bus licking the window.

The Twat bag spoke and noone understood her was a very monotone mixture of words

by debras carer December 5, 2023

Twat Oven

When you put your dick in the vagina and twist the clit like a dial to heat your meat

Quentin: I used that pussy like a Twat Oven.
Norman: You useless sack of shit.

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.

Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid

by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022

Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t

1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging

by Yujo88 May 11, 2015

Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot

He's such a twat

by Happy5548 July 5, 2016

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

twat twiddler

Lesbians slang name

Derogatory

Singular

“That chick is a totally a fucking twat twiddler“

by John_D03 June 14, 2019