toms river high school south

Black.

Do you go to toms river high school south

No, I'm white!

by Denice baby xoxo October 13, 2016

ur mom a guy named tom

The worst roast in history

People say if you use this someone random will die

Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies

by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx May 26, 2018

hotter than a three balled tom cat

Yet another Southern way to describe something as being extremely fucking hot.

Peggy Mae, turn down the fucking heat, it's hotter than a three balled tom cat in here!!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

Tom feels yay bc he docta

A thing related to a paragraph, rephrasing a question on feelings, but with a dose of stupity .

“Tom likes going to the doctors bc that’s his dream job!”

Tom had to go for a checkup , how does Tom feel?

“Tom feels yay bc he docta”

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

Tom Cruise isn’t ISTP he is INFP

True so true

Tom Cruise isn’t ISTP he is INFP

by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 12, 2020

Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle.

One of the best Harry Potter quotes EVER!!!

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '

by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 28, 2009

Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves

Eddsworld’s main characters with their last name.
“Edd looks like a cinnamon bun, but will kill you”
“Tom looks like he will kill you, but he’s actually a cinnamon bun”
“Matt looks like a cinnamon bun, and he is a cinnamon bun”
“Tord looks like he will kill you, and he will kill you”

Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves Made Eddsworld, RIP EDD😢

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 9, 2021