Single Girl Toilet

A toilet that is extremely small lengthwise. Referred to as a single girl toilet because if any normal-sized man uses it, their penis will uncomfortably touch the toilet seat/bowl.

Man #1: "My Aunt finished building her own house a few days ago, but she bought one of those tiny rounded toilets to go in the bathroom."

Man #2: "Ah, the classic Single Girl Toilet."

by jose748484 August 20, 2022

Toilet Stew

The result of what comes from the bowels of a "lady" after consuming salad and large amounts of alcohol on a Saturday night.

Tammy ate salad, then drank bourbon and coor's, and made some serious toilet stew the next morning.

The toilet paper holder got ripped off the wall because Tammy needed something to hold onto while she shot out an explosive batch of toilet stew.

by PeriodClot May 29, 2018

Wet by the toilet

When you take the biggest shit and right after that “plop” all hell breaks loose and then the water bounces back and gets inside of your asscrack

“I hate being wet by the toilet”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 4, 2023

Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

cash toilet

A modern alternative name for one's car or it's fuel tank.

A: Yo, your car's empty.

B: Man, I gotta flush more money down the cash toilet?!

by man.dovvn June 10, 2008