Titty Mountain Girl

A lesbian lumberjack that enjoys having Boston Pancakes and moonlight bareback riding on the mountainside. They're a rare but emerging breed.

Man 1: So I heard you came onto a titty mountain girl last night...
Man 2: Yeah, she was hairier than an ape and through a hissy fit after she found out I was a man!

by Tots and Jelly December 27, 2009

[Titty boom boom]

Noun/adjective

1. A word of exclaimation when the situation is dire and very serious.

2. The describe a dire or very serious situation.

3. Another word for a titjob.

1. Person 1: Dude, you left your phone on Mars.

Person 2: Titty boom boom!! We better ginger it back!

2. Girl 1: the guy you pulled last night wants to take you salsa dancing

Girl 2: Oh no!!! Thus is a total titty boom boom situation!

3. Guy 1: My girl totally titty boom boom-ed me last night

Guy 2: DUDE your so lucky bro

by StarCrossedWriter May 12, 2014

big titty hoes

Them hoes that gots them big ass titties

"Damn you know katie she got them big ass titties"
"Damn Jaime is one of them big titty hoes"
"Hey where the fuck are them big tittie hoes ?"

by ErikTheBeast May 27, 2006

Alaskan titty fuck

When you get a girls tits as cold as ice by making her stick em in a freezer, or stand outside naked in the cold, then you go to town on em.

You: "That bitch was being ornery so i stuck her outside naked, and then gave her the ol' Alaskan titty fuck!"

Friend "Word."

by Paddleford July 27, 2008

polish titty twister

A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.

"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"

by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013

Kitties before Titties

The act of choosing cats before sex, or in this case, tits.

-Hey bro, wanna go bang a few hoes?
-No man, kitties before titties

by LOCUS9822 August 2, 2016

Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.

Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018