sarah thomas

a very pretty, intelligent girl who is a devout Christian (sike). She has a lowkey addiction to alcohol, but she is the most loving and kindest person you will ever have as a friend.

sarah thomas is missing church for an mun conference!

by susan mcfart April 1, 2021

Thomas Kwasney

An absolute unit. He looks up to the icon Matt Stonie the legend himself. Although Thomas cannot eat a grand Mac meal in 56.03 seconds, he can successfully humiliate peasants in tai chi. Some being Jason, James, Max Isaac and many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many many more a unit he is an absolute unit.

“Man Thomas Kwasney is a unit”

by hex drink September 5, 2019

Thomas

He’s probably tired all the time and not interested in you 👍

Thomas is a funny person though

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Thomas Jefferson

A sex act wherein a white male gets a blowjob from a black female, in the tradition of Thomas Jefferson. Also can be referred to colloquially as a TJ.

Did you hear about Connor? He went on a date and ended up getting a Thomas Jefferson from Tyreshia.

by HotKarl123456 February 13, 2021

Thomas

Thomas is a kind loving guy who’s really Hot and is a hit with the ladies. Thomas loves Chilling with friends and most likely a stoner.
Thomas is great in bed and has a huge dick

Girl: OMG Y’all have to meet Thomas he’s soo cool

by lisasanchez November 23, 2021

Thomas Ash

Thomas hates dogs, Thomas is loud and often deaf.. Thomas thinks he knows everything..

Thomas likes lamposts and has a large collection oranges and cannot sing..

Thomas loves his step dad who is amazing.

Thomas ash is also a Tank engine

by Tovinator August 10, 2019

thomas

thomas is a nice guy nobody understand him he is cool,smart,funny and nice

woah look at the cool kid over there
what’s his name?
thomas

by cets December 3, 2020