ice age baby

the worst child ever conceived on this planet, kill ice age baby

1: I hate ice age baby
2: me too, let’s kill him with an axe

by yeehaw69iceage February 27, 2020

Cake Icing Baster

To finish in a condom when you are having sex with a girl, and then poking a hole in the tip of said condom and then squeezing the splooge out in any pattern you see fit.

"Dude I just gave my girlfriend a Cake Icing Baster"
"....Thats fucked up, dude"

by TCLBW October 23, 2008

Ice fishing camp

Ice Fishing camp is where men drink bourbon and shoot squirrels in shorts and flip flops in sub-zero temperatures

We told the wives we were going to ice fishing camp. I forgot my ice fishing gear at home, but I got my bourbon and shotguns.

by Bobby4x July 3, 2021

Ice with a cherry on top

the thing I said to my friend once and convinced her that it has sexual meaning but it actually means literally nothing.

Look zeva, it's ice with a cherry on top lol. ( hyena-cackles)

by I'm_Definitely_Not_A_Alien April 15, 2019

Toledo Ice Storm

When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.

Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm

by ItsKevinTurds February 9, 2019

alaskan ice fisherman

When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.

Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.

by AlphaAnimo December 20, 2017

canadian ice dragon

Getting a blow job in February in a tent from a mature (cougar) lady and as your priming the pump, the steam comes from her nose as you jam your blood sausage down her throat releasing the poison to men, she gags and the semen shoots out her nose. Like two steaming Icicles.

Did you catch that video of the Canadian Ice Dragon I was doing in the tent on Valentines Day..

by NativeHighlander October 4, 2017