Chink Eyes

The result of rolling double threes on dice, similar to how double ones are referred to as snake eyes. Comes from the fact that the "3" side of most dice have the dots in a straight line, resembling that of an Asian's eye.

(At the Craps table) Player 1: Going for the hard six?
Player 2: Yeah, here goes. *Rolls*
(The dice show double threes)
Player 2: Chink eyes! Yes!

by RapeMyFuckingAsshole December 4, 2017

JIZZ EYE

When a girl get extremely dry skin under her eye brown and it looks like a load was just blown on her eye.

Girl1 : look at my eye whats wrong with it?
Girk 2: it looks like jizz eye.. its so dry it looks like crusty jizz.

by ginger btits March 14, 2010

Eye Ligma

Eye ligma is when I ligma balls hehe

YO bro, that guys got eye ligma. He's ligging his own balls.

by fggnhghg June 19, 2023

Eye Tittyfuck

When you see a hot girl and stare at her boobs then fantasize about sticking your penis between her boobs.

William my girlfriend is hot and when you meet her please dont Eye Tittyfuck her.

by Sex is good23 August 14, 2009

four eyes

a derogatory term for people with glasses

Person: You wear glasses, fucking four eyes!

by I am a real person December 20, 2019

Paladino Eyes

When someone has deep, dark bags under their eyes, as if they haven't slept in three years. Usually a sign of mild insanity. Named after New York gubernatorial candidate and businessman Carl Paladino.

Girl 1: "He seems cute, you two should go out."
Girl 2: "No way! He has Paladino eyes, and you know what that means."

by Majic-Man October 21, 2010

wet eyes

Wet eyes is a Southern term for people who have really deep blue eyes like the ocean.

Jobo has wet eyes, they are like the ocean.

by MarriedTrouble July 19, 2012