Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

Wank of Wisdom

When a person has thoughts of cheating on their significant other and they masturbate to relieve their lust and return to clear, rational thought; usually realizing that cheating is not worth it.

The only thing you need to stop you from cheating is the Wank of Wisdom, because cheating is not okay.

by Niphty Biscuit February 10, 2022

Wank Bank

Slang for Sperm Bank

Yesterday I went to the Wank Bank .

by DB4LYFE January 17, 2015

wank bank

Saving photos of people for the sole purpose of self-pleasure.

That chicks so gonna be my new wank bank.

by EnderGamesUBD January 14, 2015

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off

Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022

Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”

I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie

by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025

Wank

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad

"My favourite ship is wank"

by Oman247 November 23, 2021