Winking Turtle 

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

Winking Turtle by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

Playing turtle by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

mine turtle 

a turtle that goes boom

Hi, mine turtle!

mine turtle by rydersacramento July 6, 2024

Rail Turtle 

The original name for the train Canon in super Famicom wars

Finally I have enough money to afford a rail turtle!

Rail Turtle by SpaceNoscoper479 July 10, 2024

alaskan turtle fart 

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

alaskan turtle fart by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Laundry turtle 

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

Laundry turtle by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024

Hibernating Turtle 

Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.

This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.

Hibernating Turtle by Buckeohare January 17, 2025