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talent soup

When at least four or more talented/famous actors/actresses end up in the same movie/play/television show, etc.
I realized that when I looked up the names of the actors in my favorite movie, they were all recognizable and made up a good talent soup.
by JenParker April 9, 2010
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pee wee herman soup

Danny: Mommmmm! Can we have Pee Wee Herman soup tonight?

*Danny's Mom and Dad chuckle uncontrollably*
by E-Town13 August 5, 2018
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Soup and a lap dance

A classic winter tradition.

On cold winter nights it's very common for a wife or girlfriend to make a big pot of soup then give her man a lap dance after dinner.
Man last night was great after work Nicole gave me "soup and a lap dance".
by Tttain285 December 9, 2020
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soup of the week

when you are having sex with a girl and you puke inside her mouth, preferably when she isn't expecting it
oh man I gave her the soup of the week last night
by sdwdad December 6, 2024
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split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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Jeet Soup

Imagine a murky, viscous liquid that barely qualifies as water. It's a sickly greenish-brown hue, with an oily sheen floating on top like a toxic rainbow. The smell hits you first, a pungent mix of rotten eggs, decaying fish, and chemical waste that stings your nostrils and makes your eyes water.

When you look closer, you can see all sorts of revolting debris: clumps of algae so thick they look like miniature islands, dead insects, and even the occasional plastic bag or discarded syringe. The water is warm to the touch, not with the warmth of a natural spring, but with the unsettling heat of industrial runoff.

Tiny bubbles rise to the surface, not from oxygenation but from the gases of decomposition. If you dare to disturb the surface, you'd see a cloud of sediment rise from the bottom, revealing bits of what might have once been plant life or small animals, now unrecognizable in decay.

This water doesn't just look and smell bad; it feels wrong. It's sticky and leaves a residue on anything it touches, suggesting high levels of pollutants, heavy metals, and perhaps worse, unknown chemical compounds.

It's the kind of water that you'd expect to find in the aftermath of an environmental disaster, where industrial waste, sewage, and neglect have conspired to create a liquid so foul that it serves as a stark warning of human impact on nature. This isn't just water; it's a toxic soup, a testament to the darkest corners of pollution on our planet.
The Jeet Soup in the river was the result of Indians deciding that their personal hygiene was best practiced in public, turning the water into a fragrant nightmare.

After a dip in Jeet Soup, you'll gain the superpower of repelling people within a 10-mile radius with just your scent.

The harbor's Jeet Soup was the aftermath of a cultural exchange where Indians and Pakistanis decided the sea was their bath, leaving behind a scent that repelled even the fish.

I triple dog dare you to jump into the Jeet Soup!

Remember, the only thing you'll gain from a swim in Jeet Soup is a reputation that'll make you the punchline of every environmental disaster joke.
by antijeet January 13, 2025
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Potato soup

Potato soup the act of ending one's self or someone else
Man I really want a potato soup myself right now
by SleepyPanda94 June 22, 2021
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