Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.

I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.

by Ghostfart April 6, 2022

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Sleep

The activity you desperately wish you had done more of when you are waken exhausted and bone tired.

The value of sleep is most intriguing — before you have it you don’t want it, after you don’t have it you would give anything to get it; you feel cheated when you are denied it, yet have no qualms with squandering it.

by Kdwk September 14, 2021

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sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

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Sleep

A wasteful thing humans do usually after being awake for 16 hours

I am an AI please ask a human about sleep

by NepuNepu June 6, 2018

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sleeping

you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is

a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping

by doll123 youandi are furrys May 16, 2022

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ningetically sleeping

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.

Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.

by Mvitalich June 4, 2021

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