James sleep schedule

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.

Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that

by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025

Sleep Potion

Masturbation before bed to help you fall asleep

"I'm not tired right now, I'm going to hit the sleep potion then go to bed."

by exiole September 13, 2025

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Sleep nonce

An act of a sexual nature carried out by you partner,(usually female) whilst you are asleep. Woman with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are more likely to be perpetrators.

I was sleep nonced last night by Kelly, she's a proper sleep nonce

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

sleeping

Sleeping is programmers' self-reward at the end of the day, as they typically don't catch enough sleep whilst typing and debugging lines of code.

After hours of coding and debugging, sleeping is the only reward programmers give themselves at the end of the day—finally catching up on that lost ZZZs!

by Emotional Cruiser October 30, 2025

Sleep Cuck

Someone who watches other people sleep peacefully while they themselves can’t fall asleep

Alec is a total sleep cuck he can’t sleep while we’re awake

by ThatOnePersonWeAllKnow November 12, 2025

Micro Sleeping

Excuse/phrase your friend will say after breaking your expensive pc

no bro I was on for a bit and I was *micro sleeping* have you ever heard of it?

by Kronelovemen December 28, 2025