Rusty Venture

It's when you take a girl out for a huge a dinner but don't let her go to the can. The you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow shit all over her back. The adventure part is when you eat that junk off her back without using any hands.

I took my girl to Applebees and then we went home for anal sex. I managed to talk her into a Rusty Venture and I got some dessert later.

by hammmmmm November 25, 2010

Rusty roller coaster

A sexual act believed to originate in Wichita, Kansas during the 1940s. This act requires two women, a rusty metal pipe, soapy water and balloons.

To perform the rusty roller coaster, both women undress and one end of the rusty pipe is inserted into the anus one one of them. The second woman pours the soapy water into the rusty pipe to fill up the anus.

A balloon is placed over the open end of the rusty pipe and woman #1 carefully stands up to drain herself of the liquid through the pipe e.g.. rusty roller coaster into the balloon. The balloon is tied shut and thrown at the head of woman #2.

Sheila really gave Jessica the rusty roller coaster last night, she showered for an hour to get clean.

by Farking Clown October 29, 2012

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

rusty keychain

The act of piercing the ring of someone's asshole and putting a key chain through the hole.

Bro, Jared had to get a rusty keychain because we bet him the Astros would lose, he screamed like a little girl!

by Jukke July 9, 2014

Rusty Janet

The act of slipping fingers in a bootywhile eating it.

The term is mainly used for men but is acceptable to use for women.

Me and the wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so we tried a rusty Janet.

by KidVicious666 June 29, 2019

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating into your partner's anus during sex when they have not properly cleaned their ass and the ejaculate rolls out, picking up dingle berries and traces of poop.

"Ah man... I was fucking her from behind and when I came it made a Rusty Snowman"

by Greg74 July 12, 2019

Wild rusty canoe

When a man shoves a woman's head under water in a river for several minutes until she is unconscious and then sticks a piece of an old canoe inside her vagina.

"Hey would you like to help me give my wife a wild rusty canoe tomorrow at the river?"

by Pubesonfire420 March 2, 2016