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Real

Tall, moreno guy who always gets his heart hurt by fine b1tches. No experience on real love and the guy who's always serious when it comes to keeping his girl, but ends up being heart broken first.
Real, is weak and stupid, when it comes to basketball he's still weak.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Is this real

we are forsaken "Is this real"
by yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahjj May 29, 2025
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Real.

Watching tiktok at 3am and seeing the most deppresing most post that hits close to home.
Video: "I hate myself"
Veiwer:"Real."
by Nillkiggers2008 December 11, 2023
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Elliot (Real)

A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock
by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021
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real ballin

Real Ballin: When your girl makes you wear a condom, so you heil Hitler with your dick while inside her so the condom breaks and the kids come out Nazis.
When you get home and you just want to get some real balling on
by Zzzrrr October 2, 2017
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The REAL Vesd

Is the smartest being alive. The REAL Vesd's face is very similar to Gigachad's face, some say Gigachad is actually the REAL Vesd's father. The REAL Vesd is considered the rizz god. The REAL Vesd works out 24/7. The REAL Vesd ONLY plays Left 4 Dead 2, nothing else. His dick is 6 inches long when hard, and 3 inches flaccid. REAL Vesd does not use discord alot since he touches grass daily. He also bullies a fat spoiled kid named Jesse sometimes. Pretty based I must say.
"Wow, The REAL Vesd is so cool I wanna be like him!"
"The REAL Vesd is my idol!"
by Andreithegamer70 January 23, 2023
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real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.
My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”
by 1Luh_Mama October 5, 2023
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