Pump Zinc

Male Masturbation. Semen contains a large amount of zinc.

Person 1: Every day, I'm pumping iron. And you just sit around in your room and pump zinc. What a waste.

Person 2: Shut up, asshole!

by scumbetweentoes54 December 30, 2022

Pumping iron

Having vaginal sex while partner is on period.

I was pumping iron with Irene while she was on her menstrual cycle.

by Jdizza January 22, 2023

Pumpalicious

When you get a delicious pump in the gym and all the homies try to feel your muscles

Sam: hi Alex how was the gym today?
Alex: it was great I hit chest and had a pumpalicious pump
Sam: can I please have a feel * reaches hands forward to grab Alex’s sumptuous pectorals

Alex: bro wtf nah bro not halal

by Alex778 January 22, 2023

pumpernickle za

the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.

hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf

by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023

Plumpymoe

Sellout Streamer

Twitch is full of plumpymoes

by Gfuelenth February 18, 2023

Pumpken

ˈpəmp•kin A closet homosexual. A man that acts very masculine in public, but is gay behind closed doors. Comes from Ken and Barbie, He would rather pump Ken (pumpken) then Barbie.

Me: Hey sis, sorry I didn't know that guy you liked was gay. He's a real pumpken then? Sis: I tried to make out with him but he kept talking about the guys on the football team. Wouldn't touch me.

by jayram1408 March 14, 2023

Pump and Dump

When you bop the baloney while taking a massive shit at a neighbor's house at the same time, while you are standing up facing the toilet.

Neighbor: "OMFG, RYAN!! THERE'S SEMEN ALL OVER THE BACK OF MY TOILET!! AND SHIT!! THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY WALLS!! WERE YOU DOING A FUCKING PUMP AND DUMP!?"

Ryan: "So is that a no on the sugar?"

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023