Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

by Harold Anus September 30, 2023

Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.

Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed

by alpha india golf February 23, 2021

Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

pirate

came from across the seas, none of which were African American

the pirates are here!

by caroline hogan December 7, 2013

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

pirate moan

A pirate moan is when a pirate moans. It’s beautiful. Baylen Levine will sometimes use this in his videos when connecting to speaker at stores. Also could be use a your new “normal” moan.

OMG why do you keep pirate moaning. Because your pirate step-mom is vaping. And frick vape. So I’m trying to cry but I’m pirate moaning.

by ThatGuyWompo August 13, 2021

condom pirate

Luffy is a rubber nigga. Other niggas use his stretchy ass body ass a condom when they want to fuck gyal.

No niggas using this in a sentence

Person 1: When will this stupid condom pirate find his dumbass treasure. Midpiece.
Person 2: KYS Bitch ass NIGGER.

by Kai + Jin = retarded nigga February 28, 2023