Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?
Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY
Gram: no what is it?
Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY
by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022
by Denice baby xoxo January 29, 2016
Jim: *uses all roasts in history*
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies
Bob: don't make me do this man
Jim: do it pussy
Bob: ur mom a guy named tom
Jim: *dies
African warlord: *dies
by Xxx_ieatass666_Xxx April 15, 2018
by WesNile November 16, 2007
“Tom likes going to the doctors bc that’s his dream job!”
Tom had to go for a checkup , how does Tom feel?
“Tom feels yay bc he docta”
Tom had to go for a checkup , how does Tom feel?
“Tom feels yay bc he docta”
by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie March 01, 2022
Tom Cruise isn’t ISTP he is INFP
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 13, 2020
As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '
by The Purple Gnargles of pie November 27, 2009