Cow Flapping

Cow Flapping

William asked bear if he wants to go cow Flapping

by Eckybear October 8, 2016

International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024

ner cow rage

imense rage from someone

He's so mad. Fear his ner cow rage!

by Emo Metalhead August 9, 2007

Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Romanian cow cruncher

When you’re interacting with an extremely thick woman and she squeezes her legs together in attempt to restrain your johnny and balls.

Watch out for those Romanian cow crunchers! Or Fricker Linda got me with Romanian cow cruncher last night.

by Romanian Cow Cruncher July 14, 2024

Cow

Your mother.

your cow fucked me raw last night.

by MultiOzone July 3, 2015