CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

by augustjj811 July 13, 2015

skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

by Bill Gates May 06, 2003

cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021