mud python

When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.

Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.

by nbizzledizzle November 23, 2017

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Mud lifting

Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.

This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting

by Ronald Rayugun December 6, 2017

Mud Puppie

Army Military Police

Sierra Hotel India Tango! Mud Puppies got me!

by Helikopteris February 16, 2018

Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.

Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!

by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018

Mud Flute

The act of defecating in a woman (or man’s) mouth and then having them perform oral sex on you.

I’m glad I skipped the corn at dinner, otherwise the mud flute would scrape my penis.

by JustJamesPa March 13, 2018

Mud snail

Thst act of taking a dump on your SO’s back in a swirl (ice cream like) formation. And then allowing it to slid down their back and leave a snail trail.

Boy: damn, kate is a freak.
Other boy: oh really what did she do on her last tinder date this time?

Boy: she mud snailed the poor guy
Other boy: damn you rite she is a freak....what’s her number again???

by Gabbagabbayoyo March 15, 2018