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Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.
"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"
by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021
mugGet the Money Drain Patrolmug.

whole lotta money

A song by BIA . She had a remix with nicki Minaj
It's a whole lotta money in this mother fucker
by Yettuyt November 1, 2021
mugGet the whole lotta moneymug.

cultural blood money

The wealth accumulated by media figures that make crude, violent, disgusting or repulsive content before they switch to a "softer" side and try to redeem themselves and all of the social flotsam they've helped create. Examples include Arnold Schwarzenegger, PewDiePie, Sarah Silverman, and The Weeknd.
Viewer: "Did all that cultural blood money go into funding your podcast?"
Sarah Silverman: "Yes and I now support Bernie and urban gardening."
by Aardvarkopotamus September 17, 2021
mugGet the cultural blood moneymug.

Perry Hall Money

When you have a yard as big as a postage stamp and hire someone to pick up your dog’s shit.
Adam sure has that Perry Hall money.
by Darlington Money December 24, 2021
mugGet the Perry Hall Moneymug.

Love, Money, Rock'n'Roll

This is one of the best visual novel games ever. Created by the makers of another legendary visual novel "Everlasting Summer".

LMR consists of five main characters - Nikolai (MC), Himitsu, Kagome, Catherine and Ellie. The game is based on a 1980s time in Japan. You have to make a choice as the story progresses, and depending on that, date one of the girls. The artwork and music is absolutely fantastic - a major upgrade from Everlasting Summer.

This game was released worldwide in 2015.
Person 1: I'm playing Everlasting Summer! Time to revisit the classics.
Person 2: That's cool. When you're done finishing that, play Love, Money, Rock'n'Roll! The same old creators made it. This is even better than Everlasting Summer. You'll thank me later, trust me.
Person 1: Sure, after I'm done with this, I'll give Love, Money, Rock'n'Roll a try!
by LaserImouto June 8, 2023
mugGet the Love, Money, Rock'n'Rollmug.

money man k

person who’s rich but makes friends pay for his shit.
Jake: pay for my food you puss

Sebastian: Nize it money man k
by BKZZ February 18, 2021
mugGet the money man kmug.

money got longer

"My Money Got Longer"- Playboi Carti

Choppa Dumo Em (Unreleased)
by TheKing1ne March 14, 2022
mugGet the money got longermug.

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