Maryan

meaning from the sea; a Maryan is the most alluring thing there is. the beauty of the girl is something unmatched, some natural. The best girl you will meet with a lot going on under the surface, she will be the hardest person to truly know but knowing her is a privilege, you gotta earn it. Intelligence is something expected of her, you won’t realize how smart she is until she drops a profound sentence with the nonchalance of as if she was simply talking about the weather.

“everyone knows Maryan, no way you don’t!

by esotericdemons December 18, 2024

Maryauna

maryauna, she the type of person you want around. her humor lights up the room. her smile could stop a crowd. she knows she’s beautiful and knows how great she is. she’s hear to listen and help you with anything. nobody deserves her. easy to make friends with. anyone would be lucky to have her. if you have a maryauna, DONT GIVE HER UP, DONT LET HER GIVE HEART TO A DIRTBAG. PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS!

maryauna has my heart

by 😭🧡✌🏾 January 13, 2025

mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.

Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.

by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 22, 2025

Mary

Mary has a giant schlong. If Mary isn't careful with her massive dick, she'll poke someone's eye out. It cannot be expressed how large her shaft is. Like, it is unholy how long Mary's shaft is

"OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY EYE, MARY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR GIANT SCHLONG POKED MY EYE OUT, JESUS FUCK"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD I'LL BRING YOU TO THE ER!!!"

by R3Lum3 January 31, 2025

maryesther

A kind and Witty person with an old soul. Maryesther is the type of person to light up a room when she walks in. Those who don’t know her might think she’s rude, but she only shows her true self to people she’s close with.

“Did you hear Maryesther? She’s so funny!”

by Indigo Wildflower February 17, 2025

maryangelie

the baddest bitch if you have this name you’re a baddieee

maryangelie is such a good nameee

by urtheworsttt March 21, 2025

mary trupia

A school lunch lady who allowed the sexual abuse of her son, to maintain her relationship with her sister.

Be care not to let your school age kids around a mary trupia.

by anonymous March 25, 2025