Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
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Get the Matthew Kakuk mug.Matthew Hayden is a glorious gift from the heavens above. The beautiful and perfect little Hayden likes to dig holes on the beach and we love and accept him for who he is. He has brown hair, blue hair and The Gang does in fact have several copies of his fingerprints. He's scarily obsessed with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and glazes over the Malteser that is Clash.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
There's a very believable rumour going around that Matthew Hayden wears a gimp suit and runs around town.
Matthew has been described a bit like a sexy fish. Matthew has been caught describing himself as 6,4" nonchalant retard. His hobbies consist of 'cleaning the kitchen' and doing homework.
"Matthew Hayden awfully quiet unless he know you for real" - Milo Caulfield
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
"God I want Matthew Hayden to bum me so bad" - Abdem McHanlon
"Matthew Hayden smells like elegant roses and bricks" - Zander Bonqui
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Get the Matthew macdonald mug.A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
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He even once encouraged other users to send porn to minors and said a racist slur a few times. Additionally, he ban evaded with an alt account when his main account got banned from the wiki.
He even once encouraged other users to send porn to minors and said a racist slur a few times. Additionally, he ban evaded with an alt account when his main account got banned from the wiki.
User 1: Who was the worst admin on the SML wiki?
User 2: Matthew Hernendez, he literally was strict as hell.
User 2: Matthew Hernendez, he literally was strict as hell.
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Dude, my friends and I took the Matthew Perry combo last night and got fucking blasted. Those buprenorphine strips are weak as fuck though, so we had to double down. Weak ass fucking government opioids, next time we'll have to try the lil peep combo.
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