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Douchebag March

Synonym to Mustache March. The month in which douchebags grow only a mustache to prove nothing. February 28th is the last day for a clean shaven upper lip and March 15th is the last day you can have any facial hair besides your 'stache.
Teacher 1: "What is wrong with all these kids? They look like freaks."

Teacher 2: "Its Douchebag March! What'd you expect?"
by Sweetness1024 March 19, 2011
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Opera March

The march of a group of party guests to answer a person who made a ridiculous and offensive comment.
Chris wanted to do something irrational so they made an Opera March.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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30th March

30th March is the day when big dick Yuvraj was born. He is a very sexy aries. Lot of girls are mad over him.
OMG that's big dick Yuvraj who was born on 30th March.
by matata babson November 22, 2021
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March 30th

You were born on the same day as Van Gogh, there are two options: you are either an innate artist or a chronic depressed person. And if March is crazy, you are 90% crazy.
In any case, you are an irresistible person of trust, courage, sincerity and vulnerability.
But you are also stubborn, obstinate, not very idealistic, irritable, always convinced of his ideas, restless, not very attentive to your body. Now I see if they are all defects or strengths, but take an examination of conscience.
OMG But it's you, then you exist? I don't believe it, you were born on March 30th, just like, Warren Beatty, Vincent Van Gogh, Francisco Josè Goya.
by seph3003 November 22, 2021
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March 20

Where sigma boss men are born, just the most elite humans are let into this world.
Simon: Did you hear boss man William, he’s such a sigma male

Damien: That’s cuz he was born in March 20
by WassabiStik November 23, 2021
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March 20

The most beautiful people are born on this day. If you ever look at them on the streets you will look back and say"Damn he/she is an angel." They are drama queens who are talented and skilled. Also, they have big lips live you look at those lips and just wanna touch it once.
Guys today's March 20th, you know what's coming don't you?
Of course, we do it is March 20, the day our precious y/n was born.
by cookinglikeachef November 23, 2021
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march 16

omg it’s march 16 time to inhale queefs
by kelpjuice November 23, 2021
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