-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
Get the Jordan Posermug. the book of why Jordan is beautiful:
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice
Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:
Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice
Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:
Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her
by Jahhhh December 3, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
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Get the Jordan got competitionmug. Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.
by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019
Get the Jordan Sandmug. A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.
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