A little bitch that like to vape around his mother and has a autistic brother. He has a little bit of autism too and tourette's.
Random Guy.) Hi Jordan P.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.
Jordan.) Waas upp bitch.
Random Guy.) Your an asshole
Jordan) IK, but I vape so im cool. XD XD i'm cool man i'm really small to.
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Get the Jordan P. mug.Amir Jordan YaQub, also known as Lil Gemi, is a born and raised Philly native and Muslim entrepreneur whose life is a testament to resilience, faith, and determination. Lil Gemi was named after his grandfather, Jimmy, who, along with his godmother, helped raise him while his parents were in and out of the streets. In a surprising and profound moment, his grandfather told Amir that he wanted to become a Muslim, and after learning more about Islam under Amir’s guidance, he took his shahada just months before passing away from cancer—a moment that deeply shaped Amir’s faith and purpose. Losing his mother at 18 tested him further, but his belief that no soul is taken without God’s permission kept him focused and strong. Today, Amir has become a boss of all trades, building successful ventures in real estate, technology, commercial fishing, and fashion. His journey from nothing to something embodies the principle he lives by: “Life is not about how you start, but how you finish.”
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Get the Jordan mug.A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".
"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."
Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"
Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."
Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."
Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."
Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."
Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"
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Get the Jordan mug.1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
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