A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.
Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
Get the Jacob Mondaymug. He has about as many chromosomes as he has had contact with femails. If you hear "your so pretty" watch out as a Jacob is about. Key weakness if being hissed at with the word simp.
by Mkyfyijgf June 15, 2022
Get the Jacobmug. A person who can be slightly autistic (goofy) as well as fun in all shapes and forms. Usually hates to be alone but knows that he is the same with or without his Bros. He tends to not care about ego as it has destroyed him in the past.
Nate: should we invite Jacob or nah
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
Devon: idc but he can be slightly autistic
Jacob: what's up fukkers, reeeeee
by Lil Pump 6ix Nine September 16, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. why are you being a jacob
by massmanjunk December 18, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. a fucker who likes getting donkey-punched while taking it in the mouth,while pleasuring two men with hs hands.
YOU. or jacob berchett.
by ruffylinny April 22, 2011
Get the Jacob berchettmug. When Your mate called Jacob gets mad as fuck and starts screaming because you killed his minecraft dog
by Zach-41 February 10, 2021
Get the A Jacobmug.