Jesus Juice

Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

by SunneFyre October 15, 2019

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latino jesus

I guy that likes to flirt a shit load and usually gets girls to flirt back......but not in front of their boyfriend.he is amazing at pulling in girls,but People close to him don't think that.side hoes are easy for him, now all he needs is a Maine girl

Latino jesus:hey you got nice tits
Girl1: thanks(;
Jesus:can I touch them .
Girl 1: sure....wait my bf coming get away

by Dhdudifh April 22, 2017

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Stinky Jesus

When a person drags their hand across their butthole and smacks you in the face with it. Similar to a Wet Jesus.

Whenever I try to touch my boyfriend's asshole during sex, he panics and gives me a Stinky Jesus.

by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017

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Jesus Connection

When one's internet connection is so good, it hit the Jesus Tier.

Tom is able to host a 20 person server with no lag. He has Jesus Connection

by ZaneKol July 31, 2011

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Toenitheu Jesus

Toenitheu Jesus( toe-nith-u-penis) is a alpha wolf man who has a alter ego, AKA Tony. He uses this alter ego to hide the fact that he is a hot sexy beast who gives toe jobs toe random squirrels on the sidewalk. although at first glance he may seem like a mega boner doner hottie who pulls all the elderly men, he does have a secret soft spot. His weakness is right between his big juicy ass cheeks. Tonypoo loves his “Daddychipmunk” who basically is this mega sextron squirrel who carries all around his acorns and nuts and such and sticks them in peoples butthole. Toenitheu is a big fan of this ritual. Tony chooses solely to wear spandex to everywhere he goes to put his 282728293837372992283737282737363 kilometer slong on display because he’s a little whore with a degrading kink. heard he wore fortnite spandex with his blazer at his baptism and the pastor got a boner. All in all Tony is a soft core hottie guy and all the other guys hate him and wanna be him cuz they’re jealous.

“yo did you see that video of that super hot sexy Toenitheu Jesus man sucking some squirrels nuts?”

“yeah he’s such a sexy reckless baddie… i heard he even had to go to ER for rabies or something cuz his sexy ass went total beast mode.”

by penisloverxoxo26 November 22, 2021

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the jesus jizz

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

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