God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)

1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?

by darkshaow September 20, 2005

Pretty Bitch

You surpassed being a pretty boy which makes you prettier then all your bitches (females)

Damn BasedGod, Im a Pretty Bitch.

by BasedSwag December 29, 2010

prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."

The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.

by BxMuscle January 18, 2004

bitch ass bitch

jacob berny bitch
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything

a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn

by yo'boy April 17, 2011

Stepford Bitch

Stepford Bitch :Can also be used to describe a girl who is cookie-cutter & bland in appearance and behavior. Subscribes to a popular look and dares not deviate from that look.

1.) I just got back from Calabasas High Football game, I've never seen so many stepford bitches

by beverlytocalabasas November 1, 2012

standard bitch

BMI of 19-22, Jeans, shirt, fluffy boots, oversized brand-name sunglasses. Environmentalist, slightly hipster. 97% of them are blonde (natural or dye). Dislikes rap, rock. Usually at starbucks or holding some coffee. Everyone is a creep to her; except hot studs or rich guys. Frequently uses the phrase "I'm not racist but..." Owns a facebook and twitter account, intentionally posts vacation bikini pics. Won't do anal but has given several blowjobs @coachella. Heavy hashtag user. Usually in groups of other standard bitches. Has at least applied to college. Generous amount of duckfaces in her photos. Only drinks wine or liquors, no beer. Drives a car or SUV, no truck.

Friend: Hey, let's invite that girl to the pool party.
You: Nah, she's a standard bitch. She only hangs out with stuck-up dudes and girls @coachella

by The-Handle July 23, 2014

bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

by ckerr16 April 23, 2008