The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)

I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.

by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022

Beat Up A human day

Vice versa for beat a furry day and happen to be on December 15th

It's beat up a human day, little Timmy

by Austin the German shepherd November 17, 2022

Human Screenshot

On a male, when you constrict their testicles (specifically with a hand) and press on their prostate. The same is more difficult with females, as it requires pressing on their clitoris and asshole at the same time.

You will know the screenshot is complete when the woman says "wrong hole!" or the male leaks a small amount of precum.

Man! I was with this girl last night. She was so freaky she even did a human screenshot on me!

That's sick, dude.

by Zay_Man November 19, 2022

Human

The stupidest thing on earth

Humans are stupid

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

human dorito

A human dorito is when someone looks like a meal (i dont mean meal as in food i mean meal as in lust)

Damn, Cassidy looks like a human dorito in those shorts.

by ..diehard November 30, 2022

lost faith in humanity

When General Shepherd magnums you so hard in MW2 that you took a whole bottle of Ibuprofen.

Bro I fuckin lost faith in humanity when I Shepherd shot me and Ghost.

by what kinda name is soap September 19, 2022

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022