hookah

1.) a silly funny name for a guys dick

2.) a silly term used for having sex

also known as "hookah hookah"

GUY:- do you wanna see my hookah? after you see it you might wanna feel it all the way inside of you.....*guy pulls his penis out*
GIRL:- OMG.........it looks nice......I love your hookah

PERSON#1:- did you guys hookah last night?
PERSON#2:- yes.....we hookah'd all night long.....

GIRL:- I wanna hookah hookah tonight *girl strips naked*
GUY:- ok lemme get naked first

by marilynmansonmarilynmanson April 22, 2008

e-hooker

Someone, male or female, who uses time at work to write e-mails, be on IM, and/or check Facebook, MySpace, etc., thereby getting paid to engage in such non-work-related online activity.

Guy 1: "B only sends emails and IMs me between the hours of 8am and 5pm, Monday through Friday. What's up with that?"

Guy 2: "Maybe she just prefers to get paid to do those things...sounds like she's an e-hooker."

by Betsy D March 24, 2008

Serial Hooker

Someone who sleeps with someone for money, then after said sexual favors have been performed, kills them.

Person 1 -"Hey, yesterday I found out, my mother was a serial hooker."

Person 2- "What?"

Person 1-"Yeah, i found out that your dad paid my mother for sex, then afterwards, she killed him."

Person 2 - ":O"

by Hey how's it going June 9, 2010

Hooked Up

When someone is stoned, pissed or generally off their head after using drugs or drinking alcohol.

You were pretty hooked up last night when you spewed in that garden.

by god May 20, 2003

Hooker

Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?

Dude1:Hey look at that hooker dude2!
Dude2:HOLY SHIT DUDE1 YOUR MOMS UGLY!

by 27081305 November 29, 2010

Hooker

NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant

Origin: "playing hooky"

Joe: Where were you in math today?
Julia: I went to the mall.
Joe: You hooker!

by Gabetronic January 12, 2011

Hooker

Christia Miller

do you wanna be a christina miller? hooker

by -Ama May 8, 2011