devil penis

a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet

you devil penis

by toby f May 20, 2016

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stupid devil

a cute term used by parents to make fun of small children who have big, socially acceptable ideas, but when the children try to implement the said idea, it seems silly to adults, drawing their laughter.

a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?

parents (in unison): roflcopter no, our favorite stupid devil David. to pay off a mortgage, you'll need to finish high school and then some and then get a better paying job.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

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devil winged bat

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.

My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.

by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022

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