Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.
"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"
by OpaGramps May 23, 2024
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Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.
"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."
by Becky614 May 29, 2018
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Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle
Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed
by Railsurf November 12, 2019
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CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!

Person who finds typically non spicy objects extremely spicy. Their unintelligent skin tone forces them to were liquidised protection on there skin to stop them from flaking in the sun. Their extinct race has formed a long and prospering relationship with the police force and law system. They typically spawn in high-class suburban landscapes.
Innocent black individual #1 "hey Jamal whats that in the distance"
Jamal "oh no CRACKERS!??!?!??!!?!"
*distant gun shots and sirens*
by salt is not spicy March 01, 2022
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cracker fantasy

A white persons fetish of colonizing and gentrifying certain cultures/countries and their attributes, or language, for their own sexual pleasure; usually in an offensive manner. (A racist fetish)
Carson: I can’t wait to call my girl a n*gger during our hardcore BDSM sex sessions again! She’s the best sex slave! I guess you could say it’s my cracker fantasy 😏
by rrrraaaahhhh May 01, 2024
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Cheese cracker

when someone is afraid to do an action or " something" the original term is "scary cat" also known as "pussy" and not everyone has the right to use that word and some people might find it offensive to use so the term should be " Cheese Cracker".
chad: hey bro let's go rob this old lady
Juan: man I don't know, it just doesn't seem right
Chad: don't be a CHEESE CRACKER !
by cheesecrack4L July 26, 2020
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Cracker/cracka

What white people should call other whites and any other race is not allowed to say it because only blacks can use the word “nigga”
Cracker/cracka “yo what’s up my cracker” “nothin much wbu my cracka”
by Gay people.org February 19, 2019
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