A 6’0 lightskin man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Goes by Jamal, daddy, donquavious, the loml and mainly “my man”
Will bite you, but I don’t mind😩
Beware: too fine🥵
Goes by Jamal, daddy, donquavious, the loml and mainly “my man”
Will bite you, but I don’t mind😩
Beware: too fine🥵
by colemansslut August 17, 2021
Get the Chris Jamal Evansmug. ‘Amrit Singh took jasvinder to Chris brown town‘
‘You have a one way ticket to Chris brown town‘
‘If she ever hit me I would take her to Chris brown town’
‘You have a one way ticket to Chris brown town‘
‘If she ever hit me I would take her to Chris brown town’
by RomanianRammerDylan September 30, 2020
Get the Chris Brown Townmug. To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you
If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!
Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!
Ima chris brown attack yo ass!
Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?
Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!
Ima chris brown attack yo ass!
Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?
by christopher breezy March 9, 2009
Get the chris brown attackmug. Verb.
Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.
Using an assumed identity to sneak into a highly exclusive, sold-out event. Specifically, impersonating a real, low-level member of the media /press (e.g. Chris Smith, Fox News graphics department) to gain entry into a major tournament, concert, prize fight etc.
"Dude, there's no way Simon can get tickets to the World Cup!"
"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"
"Nah, Bro, I'm not worried about him. He's Pulling a Chris Smith!"
by cellafestiva September 14, 2017
Get the Pulling a Chris Smithmug. Person 1: "Hey you know Chris Walton?"
Person 2: "Yea, the one with the small cock?"
Person 1: "Yea thats the guy!"
And..."Chris Walton is it in yet???!!!"
Person 2: "Yea, the one with the small cock?"
Person 1: "Yea thats the guy!"
And..."Chris Walton is it in yet???!!!"
by Shbam July 30, 2011
Get the Chris Waltonmug. Is what you call someone who stays in bed all day and doesn't wake up till 6pm unless it's to go to the bathroom or kitchen. Someone who is in the process of no physical activity, has no kinetic or potential energy. Is beyond the definition of Lazy. Chris-ing can also be described as goofing off but must contain either sitting down, going in and out of sleep, or eating in bed. Eating 12 or more pancakes in one meal can also pass as participating in Chris-ing. Also diving erratic like a Mexican would while avoiding border patrol can be considered Chris-ing. Having a dirty small car that may bleed from time to time or constently smokes from the muffler is one requirement for Chris-ing And Driving. Chris-ing And Driving is Illegal in the state of Florida, Texas, California, and Georgia.
by Charles12355 January 16, 2009
Get the Chris-ingmug. This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch
by Notchrisvon January 15, 2022
Get the Chris von Colijeffmug.