When a stoner, particularly someone who smokes marijuana a lot or used to, can't remember what is being conversed about. They instantly forget many things.
"so i kissed him."
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"
"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.
"really? when?"
"yesterday."
"did you kiss him?"
"..yes?"
"sorry. i have stoner's brain syndrome.
by kpillow. August 21, 2010
Someone in a first person shooter (FPS) who is very good at aiming their weapon at enemies and securing kills, but has no grasp on the tactics of the game. They constantly do stupid shit but get kills anyway.
by NotNotNotSam November 30, 2021
Jamey: so yesterday i entered so hospital without a mask so i can get tested for covid-19 and i was told to leave so i yelled at them, and spit on them!
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.
Josh: Jamey you turquoise-brained idiot you need a mask.
by weetoman1987 January 11, 2021
by babyeater29126 April 28, 2015
Josh: *Gets shot in the head and survives*
Doctor: How did you survive?
Josh: My brain isn't even in this dimension.
Doctor: Shit, this legend has a fourth dimensional brain.
Doctor: How did you survive?
Josh: My brain isn't even in this dimension.
Doctor: Shit, this legend has a fourth dimensional brain.
by UTOI November 30, 2018
by rico the destoyer March 22, 2021
Phatest brain fart of the century.
by yourmothergay August 23, 2018