hes the highest producer of pure Peruvian using so much child labour even china would be jealous, his secret to the high amount of sales of the already Great pure Peruvian? his semen ejaculate no further statements on that sources say he once killed a man by flashing his cock at him the man shocked by this great revelation and information overload couldn't handle it the pure demirness and proceeded to explode into smithereens, his name idimeh is a clever name name after the popular character from black ops 1, probably black ops because he blac kopped your mother last night, he has a strong unreasonable distaste for the show "Xavier renegade angel" despite the show kicking absolute ass and being a masterpiece, he deemed the show "brainrot for little bitchy kids" then went back to playing Tekken 7 for 6 hours straight using kazumi and fighting laws and leis but his main talents lie elsewhere, which is charming both men and ladies absolutely soddening their panties over the 400 mile radius, he makes them women "Hella preggo" just by looking at them using his eyes, he looks like Damian Sandow and Elias guy from WWE but would certainly deny the comparisons out of pure humbleness of his character, sources say one notable example of this is when he went away for the weekend and one of his mods, best friends, like a brother but better and closer than lover friend jesty felt like was years and couldn't handle it and beat himself off to the poster of idimeh he had in his room.
oh look it's the real idimeh, jeez he looks so hot right? man my panties are a flood rn no cap no cap, pure skibidi sigma rizz
by jes from grave July 7, 2024

stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.
by Kotton Kopter March 16, 2008

man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro
man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net
man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow
man 2: real life bro
man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net
man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow
by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020

A word used in a situation where someone tells you something you agree with, but you don't say "I agree." You just say, "Real."
by deathbloomz4 July 28, 2022

Akame (real) (gab) wow lmao look its liru ficker hes so bad xdxd
liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies
liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021

Barry: what are you listening to
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
Cornelius: jcole
Barry: but dude it's real kendrick hours why aren't u listening to Kendrick?
Cornelius: ah shit u right B
by NROD6GOD June 5, 2018
