when your are fucking a girl doggystyle and you notice a huge booger in your nose. you pick the boogie and proceed to hide it in the girls asshole.
Mrs. Sheppard was acting out of line so i had to sneak a green apple jelly bean, she felt like a jolly rancher.
by Aubrey Beanlands August 16, 2006
A large penis.
The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.
Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.
Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.
by edgarde September 24, 2006
by 14 Bag Bundle August 06, 2016
The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
by AN0SEater March 20, 2020
1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual
by jigear December 03, 2009
Comes the fall weather, you go out with your family for a day of apple picking. While you're picking apples to make pies, you decide to eat several large apples. When you get home it is then when you realize your asshole is about to open widely and you literally shit a soup consisting of large chunks of apples.
by Lil J Flip June 11, 2011