Cow

A fat vegan, or a vegan that eats grass. Can also be both.

1:
Person 1: Person 3 looks pretty fat.
Person 2: Person 3 is a vegan, so he's a cow.
2:
Person 1: Why is person 3 eating grass?
Person 2: He must be a cow.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Cow

A nickname for someone who’s last name starts with the sound like mooooooo

people call me cow because my last name is mucciacciaro(mooooo-cha-cha-ro)

by great I have no life October 19, 2019

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

Fake Cow

An older women who has breast implants.

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"

by KittyCatPower February 9, 2012

Cow

An animal that goes moo.

Person 838372: look! A cow!!
Person 8338828: thats a nice cow!
Cow: moooo

by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020

Cow

Cute and Delicious

Cows are cute and delicious

by Lex09 August 2, 2022