Brett Willis Perriam

A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)

Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.

by Highconcentratedmoonshinestank April 1, 2022

Dorkwad Willy Gripper

When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.

Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.

That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.

by Player Hating May 19, 2023

Willy Woowa

A willy woowa is when a ginger with a beard sticks his willy in an overweight woman of about 300kg+ and then screams 'Woowa!' because her huge belly flops are in the way and squash his willy.

Jaquelin made me do the Willy Woowa!

by deegl May 26, 2024

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

willie weed

the amount of weed smoked by willie nelson

yes im white

"you bring dat willie weed''

by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018

Willy wobble

A mans version of a fanny wobble
Meaning to make a big deal out of nothing

Nicolai pulled a muscle and so had a willy wobble

by Alyssa Morrison February 11, 2022

willys nilly

the process of the willys nilly is where the victim is thrown violently down to a door frame and is strapped down with belt buckles and chuckles giggity giggity and is forced to watch lesbian porn and the victims eyes are forced open by taping two forks together while the ends of the forks are faced out and putting them between there eyes. and then is filled with insane yeast infections. once this torture or pleasure is over the victim is then filled with jizz and is dragged across the floor saying " im a snail, im a snail" then is forced to go to Vietnam lose his or her leg then come back to america to visit his family, only to come back to get his leg cause that littering.

i went to my moms house and then my dad that should be in prison did the old willys nilly on me.

by ronjeremyuiyt April 19, 2018