urban dictionary

where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.

My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.

by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019

urban quicktionary

Quickly looking up a word on urbandictionary for the sake of not being cool by not knowing what words like Cleveland steamer mean.

cool guy 1:Bro, I gave the B**** a Cleveland steamer last night!

cool guy 2:Uh... cool *looks up Cleveland steamer on urbandictionary*

cool guy 1:Dude, did u just urban quicktionary...

cool guy 2: No way bro who doesn't know what a Cleveland steamer is? *gags in mouth*

by commandersheppard69 February 25, 2011

Urban Dictionary

A super sarcastic and obnoxious website that loves to find fault in your everyday words. Really fun to use, and awesome to search on.

Max: "I searched your name on Urban Dictionary last night"

Layla: "Really? What did it say?"
Max: "It said you are really silly and fun."
Layla: "Aww really??"

by ThatOneFriend33 April 12, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Website that lets viewers of the site post their own words and definitions for people of the internet to see. This site is used to usually hate on groups,other people or other things, or make jokes that have absolutely no relevance to the words meaning. The website is good for trying to find out what some words used by everyone at school mean, such as "thot" or "light skinned". Basically, Urban Dictionary is good website for not looking like an idiot for not knowing the latest trends, but is also the destination for many trolls, but that still doesn't stop it from being a great website.

"Urban Dictionary is the only website that ironically incredible"

by Xplorer June 22, 2015

Urban Dictionary

A racist, sexist, and offensive dictionary to white and black people saying the shoot up schools and always die first.

The Urban Dictionary is a dictionary to find modern day words and slang.

by SekcWhiteBoi_69 March 28, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Will approve any words for their site, no matter how obscure or silly that those words may be.

I will Urban Dictionary your entire family.

by Shabobeli September 26, 2017

Urban Legend

In the near future, a fantastical story told by parents to children of what the word 'city' meant.

They sat at six-foot intervals to hear their favorite Urban Legend. They knew it was not real, yet it entertained them to imagine people walking the streets, crowding together to eat and drink and listen to music, where 'school' was a building kids went to, together.

by Monkey's Dad March 23, 2020