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Two Faced Turd

Two Faced Turd is a poop that consist of two colors on each half of the poopy.
Last night i had a two faced turd,it was half brown and half yellow!
by SlipperyD November 25, 2013
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concave turd maker

Gay man who fucks his partner. His cock makes the other guys turd concave.
Joe hold still I going to push it up you tonight and make your turd concave.
by Adultfun4135 April 20, 2005
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Miley the singing turd

A nick name for Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck whore and a skank.

The name was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus which is a club and a movement of people who hate Miley Cyrus because she is in love with herself and a skank.
There's Miley the singing turd.
by Judge dredd7 June 11, 2011
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PLOD TURD MAN

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN
by YAWA February 13, 2020
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taliban turd worshipper

A taliban turd worshipper is your general run of the mill islamic taliban dog feces eating terrorist who frequents the mountains between Pakistan and Afghanistan. These feral dogs are even further down the evolutionary ladder then mosquitos.
The Canadian sniper punched a perfect hole straight through the taliban turd worshippers throat with his .50 calibre rifle laughing with glee as the taliban turd worshipper chokes on his own blood.
by Islams Defeat December 29, 2008
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Fart/Turd Separator

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.
John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.
by PtotheB March 25, 2008
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Green Turd Day

The day after Green Beer Day, when green causes show their inevitably green consequences.
- So I took a dump this morning, and it was GREEN.
- Yup, that's Green Turd Day alright.
by Carnosaure March 6, 2010
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