hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

Wood

some really good weed

TRIPPIE REDD: Smoke some wood in the woods on some wood.

by FreeiPhone4S March 8, 2022

lesley woods

Beautifle
Kind
Mother
Loveing
Scouser
Legend

Dont mess around with Lesley woods she's truly powerful

by X_Beautifle_Madisyn_X May 16, 2018

Jory Wood

I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞

Jory Wood… will you please marry me someday

by Squish22 May 4, 2022

rusty wood

When you have sex on an active construction site when you’re behind on your tetanus shots

Bro, got Rusty Wood last night. Bro nice...

by Life according to Beau April 25, 2021

morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.

Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.

by bextra December 15, 2020

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019