Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Cunt Waffle

A bitch who traps her boyfriend to marry her because she gets pregnant, little does he know, she cheated on him with a married man.

His ex is a cunt waffle

by _notyourmomma_ February 8, 2018

waffle

british slang for gibrish

waffle is also a food

george : elizabeth ur so bad at this game like what
elizabeth: dude ur speaking absolute waffle right now

by Southerenduckk September 16, 2025

waffle._.wonnie

The number one Enhypen and IZ*ONE stan in history

Is obsessed with spicy stuff
Supports #lovelyyuri2020

Omg i just followed waffle._.wonnie on funimate!

Waffle._.wonnie is queen.

by waffle._.wonnie December 13, 2020

waffle semen

waffle house mashed with waffle cum and Mexican semen

Can I get some Waffle Semen with my Coffee?

by ayylmao3255 February 7, 2018

Waffle

A word used to describe a pdelicious toasty treat

Bagel! I love bagels, and waffles

by Mqwe March 10, 2016

waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014